reitone:

reitone:

french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast

this pun was wasted on you all

(Source: cis-phobia, via pocketsizeprincess)

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

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buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

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ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(Source: ebunnies, via pocketsizeprincess)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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